ABSOLUTELY NO LYING QUIZ


1. last cigarette?
Never

2. last beverage?
Ovaltine and milk

3. last phone call:
My Mom

4. last text message:
New Years Eve to tell me where they had Police check points, but I stayed at the house I was at...Drunk driving is a very stupid choice

5. last cd played?
Mix CD

6. last BUBBLE bath
Never

7. last time you cried?
Probably over ten years ago

8. last meal?
Couple of home made cheese burgers

SEVEN have yous:

1. have you ever dated someone twice?
Date twice as in broke up and then dated again...or dated twice as in gone out on more than one date? Because the answer to both is yes...

2. Did you work today?
Nope, haven't worked in over a year...yet I have been able to stay financially stable...

3. have you ever kissed someone & regretted it?
nope

5. have you ever lost someone?
Not yet, everyone is still where I put them...

6. have you ever been depressed?
Yes

7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up?
Haha, no

List THREE favorite colors ---

1. Blue
2. Grey
3. White


list TWO things you want to do before you die -

1.Take over the world
2. dunk a basketball

Have you ever:

made one new friend:
This is a stupid questions for obvious reasons...

Laughed until you cried:
Yes

Went behind your parents back:
Yes I have

Found out who your true friends were:
I do not know...

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:

1. George Bush?
He's made some good and some bad decisions

2. Gay Marriage?
They should have the same opportunities to suffer as us straight folk...

3. Lowering the drinking age?
Don't care, probably not a good idea in the US

4. Straight, Gay, Bi ?
Straight

5. Who is the best hugger that you know?
I have no idea, I don't really like being hugged...so going by my logic, I would probably have to go with the hugger I hate greeting the most.

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
It's more accurately called "lust at first sight"...I find it illogical that people can form such a deep emotional connection like love that fast

7. Is there something you want to tell someone:
Hmmm, yes...Brian, I will not be coming over for dinner tomorrow...

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?:
I have no idea...it's an "A" shirt, or better known as a "wife beater"

9. Would you kiss any of your friends?
Only if they're female

10. Last time you had sex?
Sometime within the last 23 years

11. How many kids do you want to have?
Right now...zero

12. In it for love or lust?
Whichever one provides the better benefits package...

13. Do you wanna change your name?
My name is perfect in every single way...

14. what did you eat for breakfast this morning?
cereal...exciting, huh?

15.What time did you wake up today?
Real early....about noonish...

16. What were you doing at midnight last night?
What I try to do every night...try and take over the world!

17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do?
Continue with my existence outside of the box...for inside the box it is dark and scary, plus, employers like me outside the box for some reason...but the box was fun as hell back when I was eight...I made a fort out of it!

18. Last time you saw your father?
Back when I was 16 years old